Dieses Thema im Forum "Small Talk" wurde erstellt von MacELCH, 23. September 2004.

  1. MacELCH

    MacELCH New Member

    Sent: 9/22/2004 6:33 PM

    Just of the AP wire...

    At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be
    a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in
    possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a

    Attorney general John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the
    notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons
    of math instruction.

    "Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed", Ashcroft said. "They desire
    average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a
    tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy
    figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently
    referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common
    denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in
    every country.

    "As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides
    to every triangle."

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
    wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
    given us more fingers and toes."
  2. starwatcher

    starwatcher New Member

  3. gratefulmac

    gratefulmac New Member

    Hast ja schön geschlafen Elch, wenn Du uns gleich am Morgen mit Witzen zuschüttest. ;-)
  4. donald105

    donald105 New Member


    Mich bestürzt, dass ich G.W.B.s Argumenten irgendwie folgen kann...
  5. MacELCH

    MacELCH New Member

    Zum Glück kannst Du ihn nicht wählen :)

    Die Mail kam von meinem Arbeitskollegen - ich habe mich heute Morgen um 8 Uhr auch erstmal zugeschüttet vor lachen und habe in meiner näheren Umgebung für Aufmerksamkeit gesorgt, die wollten natürlich auch diese Mail dann haben.

    Schickt es weiter, laßt uns eine Anti-Bush Allianz (ABA) gründen !

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