BRIEF EINES ÖSTERREICHERS AN DIE NASA

Dieses Thema im Forum "Small Talk" wurde erstellt von dasPixel, 10. April 2003.

  1. dasPixel

    dasPixel New Member

    +++nachdem mein posting von heut morgen schon mal gepostet wurde, jetzt was neues+++

    Greet God,

    I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the
    television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the
    world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of
    Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my
    wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw.
    She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapptail. She wants that I
    become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the
    hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on
    the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His
    name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But
    please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because
    I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please? And please do not tell
    my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a
    sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and
    kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through
    my far-glass and see my wife working on the potato field. And I and my dog
    laugh us a branch (hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing
    (höhöhöhö)! Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the
    sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.

    With friendly Servus

    Xaver
     
  2. turi

    turi New Member

    Oesterreicherköpfe ähneln Kartoffeln.
    Beim Frisör: "Die Kartoffel schälen, aber die Augen net ausstechen, bitte!"
     
  3. rollercoaster

    rollercoaster New Member

    Ein österreichischer Gesamtkünstler sagte einmal:

    "Was dem Zimmermann seine Zimmermannshose und dem Matrosen seine Matrosenhose, das ist dem Österreicher seine Niedertracht." ;-)

    André Heller
     
  4. RaMa

    RaMa New Member

    *grrööhhhhlll*

    danke

    *tränewegwisch*
     
  5. rollercoaster

    rollercoaster New Member

    ...die Kinder sind immer aus Wien...
     
  6. Xboy

    Xboy New Member

    Hallo!!

    Ich hab auch einen Witz!!

    PISA-STUDIE...
    ups, die gabs ja in echt ;)

    Scherz bei seite, *LOOOL*

    Liebe Grüsse, Mario
     

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