Dieses Thema im Forum "Small Talk" wurde erstellt von dasPixel, 10. April 2003.

  1. dasPixel

    dasPixel New Member

    +++nachdem mein posting von heut morgen schon mal gepostet wurde, jetzt was neues+++

    Greet God,

    I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the
    television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the
    world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of
    Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my
    wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw.
    She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapptail. She wants that I
    become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the
    hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on
    the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His
    name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But
    please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because
    I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please? And please do not tell
    my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a
    sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and
    kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through
    my far-glass and see my wife working on the potato field. And I and my dog
    laugh us a branch (hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing
    (höhöhöhö)! Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the
    sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.

    With friendly Servus

  2. turi

    turi New Member

    Oesterreicherköpfe ähneln Kartoffeln.
    Beim Frisör: "Die Kartoffel schälen, aber die Augen net ausstechen, bitte!"
  3. rollercoaster

    rollercoaster New Member

    Ein österreichischer Gesamtkünstler sagte einmal:

    "Was dem Zimmermann seine Zimmermannshose und dem Matrosen seine Matrosenhose, das ist dem Österreicher seine Niedertracht." ;-)

    André Heller
  4. RaMa

    RaMa New Member



  5. rollercoaster

    rollercoaster New Member

    ...die Kinder sind immer aus Wien...
  6. Xboy

    Xboy New Member


    Ich hab auch einen Witz!!

    ups, die gabs ja in echt ;)

    Scherz bei seite, *LOOOL*

    Liebe Grüsse, Mario

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