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Dieses Thema im Forum "Small Talk" wurde erstellt von Knoedelmeista, 28. Februar 2003.

  1. Knoedelmeista

    Knoedelmeista New Member

    Britain Against Terrorism

    As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday, at 2:00 PM GMT all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked.

    This is to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort to have full effect.

    All men are to position themselves in chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they are not offended to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women.

    Also, since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

    The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out Terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity, especially considering the current weather conditions.

    God Save the Queen!

    With Regards
    Tony Blair

  2. quick

    quick New Member

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