First Fuck

Dieses Thema im Forum "Small Talk" wurde erstellt von quick, 21. Januar 2004.

  1. quick

    quick New Member



    Johnny came home and pronounced loudly as he walked in the door "I had my
    first fuck today!". His sister was furious "you little nasty boy! Get out of the kitchen!". So Johnny went into the lounge. Here he told his mother "Guess what! I had my fuck today". His mother hit the roof! "Go to your room! Your father will be home soon and he can deal with you!"._

    Poor old Johnny went dejectedly to his room. In time, his father arrived home. He kicked in the door to Johnny room. "Mother tells me you need a hiding boy! What's the story!". In a meek and timid voice, Johnny says, "I had my first fuck today, dad". Well, his dad was stoked. "Well done, boy! I'm so proud of you! My own son! You're a man now boy - I'll take you out to the pub tonight!"._

    So dad takes Johnny out to the pub. Surrounded by all dads friends, Johnny is the toast of the place. "Well done they all yell". Dad asks Johnny "Well, son, now you're with the men. Tell us all, when are you going to have your next fuck, son". Johnny replies "When my arse stops bleeding, dad!".



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  2. quick

    quick New Member

    Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.
    After the tour of a reservation, she was curious about the number of
    feathers in the headdresses. She asked a brave who had only one feather in
    his headdress. His reply was, "one feather, one squaw."

    She asked another brave, feeling the first was only joking. This brave had
    four feathers in his headdress. He replied, "four feathers, four squaws."

    Still not convinced that the number of feathers indicated the number of
    squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a
    headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters.

    Ms. W: "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?"

    Chief: "Me Chief, fuck-em all, big, small, fat, tall, fuck-em all."

    Ms. W: "You ought to be hung!"

    Chief: "Damned right, me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake."

    Ms. W: "You don't have to be so hostile!"

    Chief: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, fuck-em all."

    Ms. W: "Oh, dear!"

    Chief: "No deer. Bum too high, run too fast."
     
  3. Macmacfriend

    Macmacfriend Active Member

    Wo hab` ich denn nur mein Kilometermaß hingelegt? *such* Jetzt aber erst mal den Browsercache auf 100 MB erhöht ... So, geschafft!

    quick, du kannst loslegen! :D
     
  4. macNick

    macNick Rückkehrer

    Heißt das nicht fist fuck?
     
  5. quick

    quick New Member

    danke :D
     
  6. quick

    quick New Member

    nee : "nick-fuck"

    :eek:
     
  7. Macmacfriend

    Macmacfriend Active Member

    Keiiiine Ahnung! Ich weiß nicht, wie sich Bürzelträger vermehren. Der eine genügt ja auch und steht unter meinem strengen Artenschutz! :D
     
  8. macNick

    macNick Rückkehrer

    Bizarr.
     
  9. oli2000

    oli2000 Rest-Optimist

    Wenn das der ELCH hört!
     
  10. quick

    quick New Member

    du hast wünsche:

    http://www.bizarr-master.de/

    :sabber:
     
  11. Macmacfriend

    Macmacfriend Active Member

    Als persönlicher Artenschutzbeauftragter digitaler Bürzelträger muss ich dir hiermit mal kräftig in deinen wollenen Deichschafhintern treten. :cool:
     
  12. oli2000

    oli2000 Rest-Optimist

    Uh!
     
  13. oli2000

    oli2000 Rest-Optimist

    Quickie, jemand?
    :D
     
  14. Convenant

    Convenant Haarfestiger

    Da, da, da war doch eben noch ein Link! Vom Quick! Ich hab's gesehen!
    :eek:
     
  15. macNick

    macNick Rückkehrer

    Ich danke Dir und flüchte in mein Nachtlager, wo ich meinen Schnabel zur Ruhe bette.
     
  16. quick

    quick New Member


    sehe nix
     
  17. quick

    quick New Member

    OH ... BITTE nochmals ... zurück ...

    :sabber:
     
  18. Macmacfriend

    Macmacfriend Active Member

    Zieh dich warm an! :D

    quick-Spezialbehandlung
     
  19. quick

    quick New Member


    ZDF ... kein wunder du wohnst ja auch da ... :D
     
  20. Macmacfriend

    Macmacfriend Active Member

    Huch, woher weißt du das denn nu wieder? Aber um ehrlich zu sehen. Hier in der Pension "Zum Deichschaf-Fledderer" ist echt gut wohnen. So, und jetzt muss ich doch mal ein paar von deinen Artgenossen zählen gehen - nachti! :wink:
     

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