Joke of the day

Dieses Thema im Forum "Small Talk" wurde erstellt von GigaSven, 19. November 2002.

  1. GigaSven

    GigaSven Anhalter

    re short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

    "Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
  2. Convenant

    Convenant Haarfestiger

    Flight 284: Tower, here flight 284, please call me a fueltruck!
    Tower: OK, flight 284, youre a fueltruck!
  3. quick

    quick New Member

    "danke, chef" ;-)
  4. RaMa

    RaMa New Member

  5. quick

    quick New Member

    s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence
    the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".

    33. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
    Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon.

    34. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some
    service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

    35. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had "F.*.*.*." (Fornication Under Consent of the King) written on it. Now you know where that WORD came from.

    36. In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden" ... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.[/I]
  6. Convenant

    Convenant Haarfestiger

    >14. Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

    Stimmt nicht! In Deutschland ist fast jedes Auto ein Nationalheiligtum!
  7. Taleung

    Taleung New Member

    Geben Sie uns bitte Ihre erwartete Ankunftszeit.
    Pilot: 'Hmmmm... Dienstag würde mir gut passen.
  8. maccie

    maccie New Member

    Solche Chefs sind mir die liebsten :)

    Sch*****, da fällt mir ein, ich muss noch wischen *feudel*

    Und wech..............
  9. macixus

    macixus Hofrat & Traktorist

    *michwegschmeiss :)))*
  10. Taleung

    Taleung New Member

    After a very hard touch down...
    The flight attendant welcomes the passengers....
    Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to XXXXX
    Please remain seated until captain Kangaroo had bounced us to the terminal, or what's left from our airplane respectively.

    (diese durchsage soll es wirklich gegeben haben){Muss China Southern gewesen sein}

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