http://gawker.com/5548199/two+pack+a+day-smoking-baby-totally-cooler-than-you Meet Ardi Rizal, a two-year-old Sumatran baby who smokes some forty cigarettes a day. The government has offered to buy his parents a car if he stops, but they claim he gets too angry without smokes. Plus, he looks fine! "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem," says his dad. Well except that he's a tad overweight and so unfit from the flab and the smoking which he's been doing since his 30-year-old father gave him a cigarette at 18 months old that he can't play with the other kids. But whatever. He's a baby, smoking! He'll be too famous for exercise. Here's the astonishingly appalling video.